A.K.A

Gangsta (A bromantic term of endearment)

Big man (Another bromantic term of endearment)

Omid (Apparently, I remind people of Omid Djalili)

Ceelo Green (I apparently resemble him, too)

Buddha (I think there’s a pattern emerging)

Gangooles (Because Ganguly is too difficult to pronounce)

Gooly (Why call me Rob when you can call me Gooly?)

Salad Drawer (From a failed dieting attempt)

Salad Monkey (The dieting attempt was never forgotten)

R_Ganguly (Before I had an agency email address and I was using my personal email address - r_ganguly@hotmail.co.uk)

Scamp gorilla (When my scamp monkey evolved into a great ape) 

Script monkey (My boss had a catchphrase, “write till you puke”)

Printer boy (AKA P.B.  because I was sat in front of the printer for a while)

Roberto (A Creative director being flattering or trying to chat me up. I never knew which)

Bob (What a Scottish person once called me)

Rab C. Nesbitt (Famous alcoholic Scott with a name slightly similar to mine)

Rabadindra (Mispronunciation of my full first name - Rabindranath)

Dindra (Shortened version of Rabadindra)

Dinge (Shortened version of Dindra)

Rabbi (My name properly spelt is Rabi, hence this nickname)

Jazzy B (A hip Asian fake name from my underage clubbing days)

Robin (What baristas always write on my coffee cup)

Tickle-Fu (my drunken fighting style)

Gangbusters (Jagerbombs used to be a habit)

Vitamin G (I'm a morning person)

Gangulathon (But I'm a night owl too)

Robson Green (My Geordie nickname from when I lived with two Geordies)

Gangers Khan (I've been to some places, done some things, got some t-shirts)

Raboobi (The South African name for Spiderman – used mainly by South Africans)

Glucose (A drunken stab at my surname gone deeply wrong)

Ging Gang Gooly (I never went to Boy Scouts, but I’ve heard the song a million times)

Ice Cube (On Teams calls my ‘listening’ face looks like a 90s gangsta rap face)